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Tatiana’s favorite line from each clone? [x]

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life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”


I’m happy Summer is coming to an end. Soon I’ll be able to wear all black and not burn the fuck up.

orphan black meme: {5/7} characters

↳ Alison Hendrix



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to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”


When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.


today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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