TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
taco, you lick your own butt. I really don’t think you should be pointing fingers.
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
captain underpants is better than every john green book
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
That’s So Raven ✌ Disguises (part 1)
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational